Papparazi locked n loaded at the disco
Camers poppin' pornographic picture show
Tabloids say you've got a new lover
Gonna put his highschool picture on the cover
Silicone suicide--botox coctails
Plastic mask--twenty four carat toe nails
Tummy tuck--lipo 'n a hairline scar
Paid off your shrink in the back of his car
Chase you down while they're pushin' and a shovin'
Virgin whore a sellout for some lovin'
Las Vegas wedding 'n a public divorce
Dippin' with the pool boy--runnin' naked on the golf course
Sweatin' in your lemons--yoga and palattis
Workin' up a money shot for the paparrazis
Big flirt-upskirt-glamour town
Platinum panties and an evening gown
Detox-rehab-a long vacation
Reality show on a reality station
Breakdown-tinseltown-sold your soul
See you poppin' pills down the rabbit's hole
Chase you down-try and take cover
(Do you) Wanna buy some naked pictures of your mother?
Flash half smile as you're turning away
Won't you bring the kids outside to play?