"Escape From the Lumberyard" Primitive Homemade GUITAR 1 string fretless plank Guitar / Bass Guitar

should I call this thing a bass guitar ? I would like to think of it as something in-between... a mutant monster that has no name... a creature that escaped from the lumberyard with only the burning desire to make music...

This is the second video that I've posted of this THING... this homemade 1 string fretless plank guitar that I made. ...

Basic and primitive.... The string is a plastic weed eater line string, the tuning key is a eye bolt screw and the bridge is a large bolt.....

I wasn't happy with the noise level on the first video that I posted of this THING last week, so I decided to try again, this time I recorded the audio on a TASCAM Pocketstudio and synced this up with a video editor.